She made a perfect doll. She was vacuous.
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
Pinatas promote violence against flamboyant animals.
Knowing is half the battle. The other half is violence.
Cute but psycho. Things even out.
Sometimes you burn a bridge. Othertimes, you have to napalm it.
The problem isnt that I have an explosive temper. The problem is I have too many targets.
Reality bites. So by all means, bite it back.
They don't bite unless you taste delicious.
"Would you like me to writhe at your feet in a frenzy of self-abasement?" Blithe Spirit
Another random Studio 60 comment. I've seen the writing on the wall, and it's the lyrics to "Rawhide."
"The four horsemen of the Apocalypse are coming, and they're not bringing me flowers so it's hard to concentrate..."
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and
stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together
they are powerful beyond imagination.
--Albert Einstein
Don't agitate the dots.
Accessing sympathy.... Access denied.
Sarcasm Error: Abort, Retry, Bite Me?
"I know it's hard but being pretty has a high price." "Whereas insipid and useless seems to come free in bulk." --R.K.Milholland
"You'll never be alone, hon. If nothin' else, you'll always have Dad." "Yeah, about that. Where the hell did you find someone to monogram "Dad" into the barrel of a revolver." "Hon, we're in Texas. Where CAN'T I find someone to do that for me?" --R.K.Milholland
Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you realize I'm in command.
How does a pirate keep the parrot on his shoulder? Poly-grip. The best thing about baseball is that you can do something about yesterday tomorrow. -- Manny Trillo, ex-Giants infielder
You can't see it but in my mind I've ignited a few of you on fire and I'm dancing around the embers of your torched carcasses. --R.K.Milholland
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa
I met a new girl at a feast the other day, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit? Greg Stafford
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the top of them.
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices.
The only consistent feature to all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be, especially when you're insane.
While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young. A pack of vampires took out your friends. Now it's payback time. The plan, come in shooting from four directions. It's the perfect plan. So good you called them to let them know you're coming. Damn, that part was dumb.
I found my destiny! It had rolled under the couch and was stuck down there amongst all the dog toys.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell
I suppose there's nothing that braces one
more thoroughly than the spectacle of the
forces of darkness stubbing their toe ..."
-P.G. Wodehouse
I dislike the term Obsessive Compulsive. I prefer to be called Compulsive-Obsessive because it's in alphabetical order.
Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.
The reason God put spaces between your fingers was so that someone else could fill them up.
If I have seen further, it is by standing on reference manuals.
-Alexis Cousein
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person
she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
- The Wizard of Oz (abridged)
NPC rights activist. Nameless Abominations are people too.
There is a drawback to aiming for the lowest common denominator: eventually, you divide by zero...
I thank God that He gave me stubbornness when I know I am right.
-John Adams
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Whispered Rule: People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Sometimes there is a fine line between criminally abusive
behavior and fun.
--Scott Adams.
Death before dishonor,
Nothing before coffee
The English Language doesn't borrow words from other languages; it chases them down dark alleys, hits them over the head, and goes through their pockets for loose bits of vocabulary.
You can't frighten me! I have teenagers!
I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If it walks out of the refridgerator, let it go.
You can't please everyone. Concentrate on me.
Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
Most people don't know what they are doing and a lot of them are really good at it.
No trees were destroyed in sending this message, but several thousand electrons were violently upset.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets crowded.
1. Life is unfair.
2. Then you die.
3. Then they throw dirt in your face.
4. Then the worms eat you.
5. Be thankful it happens in that order.
Life's a die, then you bitch.
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