Alternate Error Messages

   Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

   C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

   C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN   RUN\DOS\RUN

   BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

   BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

   Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

   C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

   Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

   Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

   ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

   CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

   SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

   Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

   Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

   Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

   E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.

   Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

   REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

   Hit any user to continue.

   Disk Full - bring down entire network?

   (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?