Mission Accomplished!
bighappyfunhouse brings us this undated photograph of Sgt. Otis "Oink" Purvis, of the Illinois National Bushy-tailed Rat Guard, holding up several captured members of the Squirrel Insurgency. After the photograph was taken, Sgt. Purvis was overheard saying, "Mmm, Tree Bacon. Now them's good eatin'!"
Please note that these squirrels are not dead, just resting.
Comments
I wonder how patriot Otis waxed those skwerlz? I might have to ask a Ninja.
http://askaninja.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Fritz | January 19, 2006 10:18 AM
A suicide squad from the squirrel insurgency struck back with tragic results in Bemidji:
BEMIDJI, Minn. — A woman is dead and a man hospitalized after a squirrel became lodged in a pipe between the furnace and the chimney, causing propane fumes to enter a rural Bemidji home.
The Hubbard County sheriff said John Bennett and Maxine Tischman, 67, were found lying on the floor of the home. Tischman was pronounced dead at the scene. Bennett, who is in his 70s, was taken to North Country Hospital in Bemidji.
Sheriff Gary Mills said investigators found the squirrel lodged in the three-inch pipe after locating strong propane fumes in the area near the furnace.
http://www.startribune.com/462/story/194746.html
Posted by: Scott McGerik | January 20, 2006 11:53 AM
WILL THEY STOP AT NOTHING?!!!
Posted by: MrBaliHai | January 20, 2006 12:18 PM
It's even worse than you think. From my web server stats for yesterday, 185 requests from:
squirrel.dur.ac.uk
Yes, British squirrels are infiltrating the internut.
Posted by: M.Ace | January 21, 2006 01:03 PM